Does Bush realize his use of secular, medical science to avoid colon cancer is in defiance of God’s Plan?

Question by Jesus_Loves_Me: Does Bush realize his use of secular, medical science to avoid colon cancer is in defiance of God’s Plan?
God gave him those polyps for a reason… from the very beginning, President Bush, the Great Blasphemer, the lion with a lamb’s voice, has toted Christianity as justification for his demonic acts. He preaches of Christian love and purity while ordering your young sons to go forth and die, killing those who stand in the way of his oil profits. He speaks of Christian Charity while he opposes socialized medicine for the poor. He claims to speak to God, but clearly he hasn’t bothered to listen.

How dare this blasphemer use demonscience to remove the curses of God as they manifest? Does he not understand that it is all part of God’s plan to get colon cancer and die with a colostomy bag in hand? Not to mention Cheney… a demonic Frankenstein’s monster with his cold heart of steel, his life only sustained by a pacemaker monitor which zaps him back to life at the bequest of science!

When will this demonic president stop trying to escape God’s wrath and submit to his punishment?

Best answer:

Answer by Run James Run
Since Bush thinks sticking stuff up one’s butt is against nature, colonoscopies should be against the law.

Bush is a criminal against nature for stopping God’s plan.

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